Sunday, September 24, 2006

You Must Spawn More Overlords!

People are jumping ship at Borders faster than rats on a sinking ship also being swallowed by a black hole (the first person who points out that the time dilation due to gravity would slow the rats down gets nasty email). More specifically, supervisors are leaving. In fact, even managers are leaving, and other supervisors are threatening to quit if they don't get the positions they want. This is no way for a hive cluster to be run; if those genetically inferior humans decide to attack, we'll be a chaotic mess.


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