I'm a Terrible Person
"It says it's full, what do I do?" I reply,
"You have to wait for someone to leave." I sure as hell wasn't moving.
"I have to wait?!"
"It doesn't take that long." And with that, she gets back in her car and about 20 seconds later the machine beeps and a ticket was ejected from the dispenser. Instead of taking the ticket, she sees this as a sign to drive forward. Thank goodness she realizes that the gate hasn't been raised and she stops, realizes her snafu, backs up just outside of arms reach of the ticket, opens her door and leans the extra distance. The gate opens, she goes in, life goes on. What makes me a horrible person is that right after this happened, in between grinning like an idiot and thinking "this is too good," I say, out loud, the words: "this is so going in my blog." Yes, yes I know, I'm a total jackass.