Wednesday, September 21, 2005

This utensil is endorsed by Donatello, Leonardo and Michelangelo, but not Raphael. He's rude (but cool).

Every decade or so, society leaps forward in technological advancement setting a standard for all ideas to follow. I claim that the fusion of a small pizza cutter and a fork is one such leap. One day we'll look back and wonder how those barbarians of yester-decade could be satisfied with cutting their pizza with the side of their fork. I won't even comment on the animals who still eat pizza with their hands. Next I predict spoons with built in potato mashers, and possibly (possibly) chopsticks with tranquilizer-loaded sharpened edges.


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